randomalina:

windows phone is so cute. look at how the face changes when you get messages

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"aw you don’t have any messages, it’s okay you’re still special"

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"oh shit you got a message you hella speical"

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"holy fuck cheese on a ball you hella popular better answer these people"

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

Endelig høstlansering 🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎

Endelig høstlansering 🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎

Dette er grunnen til at jeg ikke flytter hjemmefra (ved Breistein)

Dette er grunnen til at jeg ikke flytter hjemmefra (ved Breistein)

Byen hvor en kan fange støvpartikler med tungen

Byen hvor en kan fange støvpartikler med tungen

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) 

and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) 

So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335

which is less than i would have guessed. 

i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note

Green eyes go for $10k and people sell their eyes just to get to emigrate. That’s how fucking lucky we are to live peacefully.

(via sorry)